Funny Resignation Letter
So, below is a copy of my resignation letter to my current place of employment. Some names and places have been altered for the protection of those involved. 
By the way, my boss is fully aware of my plans, but he needed something in writing just to have on file. So I had fun writing this “serious” resignation letter.
“Dear Mr. Boss Man,
4/20/10
I, Sara ClassyMama, am by this letter informing you of my career plans now that I am a mother. It is my full intention to stop working for a period of three months, starting at either the time my son is born or May 1, 2010. In this three month period, I plan to pursue working from home. If I am successful in this path, I will not be returning to working for The Office. If I am unsuccessful in this path but Tim, ClassyMama’s husband, acquires a full time job apart from his business, I will not be returning to working for The Office. Should both of these paths be unsuccessful, I would like to come back to The Office for part-time work, as I am currently doing. I understand by taking more than the standard maternity leave time, I may forfeit my position in this business as it may become necessary to replace me. I will not hold that against anyone or press charges. Please accept this letter as my notice of leave.
On a less serious note, I have really enjoyed working for you! As much as I enjoy being a lazy bum at home, I will miss working here! You’ve been a really great boss and I am happy you bought the business! See you in church!
Thanks,
Sara ClassyMama
Former Receptionist and Current World Dominator”
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